ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
She said she didn't have time to shave "there"
Then she shouldn't have had time to order the lobster.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
3 girls crying in the bathroom at the bar. Its like a Christmas song
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I just woke up tangled in fishing line while wearing someone else's bathing suit with fishes drawn all over me. What kind of sex did we have?
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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