There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
So right when I was pulling her underwear off with my teeth, she told me, "Stick your penis in my 'nanners." Needless to say, there was no penis-'nanner interaction.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
the room spins SO much faster in panama
I slept with him that night and I'm not sure if my lack of enthusiasm was obvious but I found him eating ice cream in the bathtub the next morning. Mom will be so proud.
Apparently getting drunk at a philanthropy event and tweeting about it is "frowned up"
He stopped in the middle of having sex to ask me what shampoo I use. Apparently my hair smelled good
Is it weird that i want a guy to ask me to homecoming by spelling it out in meatballs?
THATS VERY WEIRD
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
We were dancing and then he pointed to the club floor and there was money that I dropped everywhere. That was the nicest thing someone has ever done for me.
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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