it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
You nicknamed her "lazy eye" and were screaming across the bar at her to buy you a drink...
You brought out the iron board layed it on the ground in the middle of everyone and passed out for the night
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
Also was told that I was her "third favourite booty call" - I'm taking this a good thing right?
It's a podium place so yeah...
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
He's getting Easter eggs filled with weed or Jell-O shots for his birthday
Hoping to get a pic of me on the tractor with an erection for you one of these days.
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
I got laid two nights in a row
And none for Gretchen Wieners...
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
We have angered the beer gods. It feels like I'm shitting angry cats.
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