Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
You can't say "they have anal bleaching for that" and then just hang up
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
Gosh I haven't been pantsless in front of anyone for a while. It's time for me to pick up my game. We need a party. I need some rum.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I am an advanced cybernetic robot sent back in time to 2013 to fuck my wife senseless for hours on end. Have you seen this wife?
Eddy, if you don't want to roll play then say so. This is just obnoxious
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
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