Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
you had a panic attack, pissed yourself, and started crying. you never go above the kiddie level of my lil bros schools haunted house ever again.
round 2?
EVER.
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
Rich men love me! I remind them of their trophy wife!!!
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