I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
i love when people i haven't talked to since we fucked write on my wall.
i don't think my dad can get all that mad since he got arrested for almost exactly the same thing last weekend
i hope youre ready for a shit show because we just ordered a whole pitcher of red headed sluts
You grinded on me in Jimmy johns to a madonna song.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
Ok fell asleep on a bus in south Carolina just woke up in Canada where the hell is the liquor store from here?!
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