Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
her facebook pictures are like a timeline of all the guys she's screwed.
The house is trashed, there is porn scattered everywhere like an easter egg hunt and the blow up doll is sleeping on the couch downstairs. someone covered her up.
I command you to take a shot and dance like the pretty little gay boy you are.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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