Don't feel obligated to get back to me but I think I just fell in love with a middle aged waitress at the Dennys in waco. She's used but in good condition.
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
You know why nobody comes up with Sober October? Other than it's Oktoberfest? Because Sober October doesn't benefit anyone, just like your judgment isn't benefiting me. I'll talk to you in November. Unless you make up another alcoholless month.
I just found that video of you jumping onto my exercise ball feet-first and face-planting into my shoe rack.
He made me keep his swollen nut cold with frozen bags of peas while rubbing his tummy because he said I had no choice.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
Prob because you've thrown up alot. As long as its not like pure blood you're fine. Drink water.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
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