come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
According to the stories I've heard I decided I was a stuntman after my 6th shot of Jack
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
For the first time in my life, I may be the most normal person in the room.
Update: I am definitely the most normal person in this room. And the least tattooed.
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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