so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
so i was pissing and the phone rang but i forgot i was pissing so i just ran to answer the phone. it was too late when i realized
Your fb status are always so intriguing.. Often make me picture you naked
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
He’s tiny, hairless and humps my leg when he wants sex. He’s basically a chihuahua
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