We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
i decided i'll just settle for a gay guy who can manage to fuck me like the straight guys do. but here i go again, talking about my dream man.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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