hey I'm just gonna fall asleep in the bathroom at the library call me when you're done with class
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Drunk
Deyhxbr
Fucaerrrrr
Thanks for putting pants on me last night. And for calling me a princess.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
He kept telling me that something was trying to enter this dimension from another universe through his spine...
I woke up in a trash can. Please dude. I don't know what I did to you last night, but I'm sorry. Epically sorry. Please call me back. Please.
The drunk mom in a firefighter hat just told her to leave.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
I am so stoned. And there are so many white people in this Jack in the Box.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
last night you said that you wanted to hold my dick as you slept because it was like having a stuffed animal.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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