She said her name was "party"
Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
speaking of unleashing monsters, we need to get condoms
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
I'm now in all their contact lists as "Pee-Pee Hands"...
There are going to be so many Snookis this Halloween that I might just dress as the guy that hit her and punch them all in the face
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Hey are you going to the pride parade? If so get me a shit ton of condoms
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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