i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
the only plus side is that now I'll be able to tell my son not to trust the condoms that his college gives away..........
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
I just don't understand how a line to ride a camel on a college campus could be too long for you to wait in.
She just told me she had a double jointed jaw and winked at me while eating her bananna. That's not possible right?
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
Just so you know, I woke up with 2 oven mits in my bed and no clothes on.
i almost threw up on his dick. its like icarus, flew too close to the sun. except the sun is his dick and my throat was icarus
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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