I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
Your roommate was biting my friend last night. It was weird.
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
I find out next week of the Australian was lying about his vasectomy or not. Keep your fingers crossed!
I like to think I'd be good at dodging genitalia.
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I feel like I have heartburn in my nipples.
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I just wanna get high and take a fucking awesome nap. Those are my goals for the week.
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