i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just found out Brianna Frost the Pornstar goes to my school. Makes that $35,000 tuition that more valuable.
She used to be a real nice person. Now she's just a dick sucking machine
Oh and jess is gonna pee in our guest bedroom to mark her territory.
I am currently exfoliating my skin with the toilet. We've never been so close.
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
you said you didn't want to carry the pizza box so just folded up the pizza and put it in your pocket
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I'm on someone's yacht. I don't know who. But I'm on it. There's a guy passed out in a kilt holding bagpipes. Help.
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