if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
OMG MY MOM JUST ASKED IF I WAS GETTING PAP SMEAR TOMORROW VERY LOUDLY WHILE WE ARE STANDING IN A VERY PUBLIC LINE.
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I stumbled into my living room at 4 a.m. to find him hurling my laptop across the room and his pants around his ankles. Clearly his night didn't go as planned.
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
just had to explain to the health center why i wanted 50 condoms a month.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Just heard my neighbor say "I'm just gonna lay down in a coma until someone comes into my room and hands me a beer." He's got his priorities straight
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
how does that bad decision feel?
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
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