just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
i've been thru my totinos phase. then after reading the ingredients and nutritional info i almost puked in my mouth. its like having the bastard child of pizza hut and mcdonalds invade your kitchen and start stabbing your digestive system.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
Um....sorry for hooking up with your brother last night...
Actually i take that back. You dropped the whiskey last night and broke the bottle. Were even
You stumbled in at 10am, half-clothed and still drunk from last night and yelled "well, its not called a walk of pride!", then passed out on the couch.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
Our relationship is representative of a cognitive bias that leads to bad decision making and misplacement of resources. So should we pick up some whiskey tomorrow?
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
4 out of 7 roommates in one month isn't that bad if you think about the fact that 3 of them were in the last 24 hours
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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