I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
Well for better or worse the home brew is almost done, want to get drunk/loose your sight tonight?
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
What are the chances I get my period 2 weeks early just as welcome week starts. My uterus is conspiring with my dead catholic grandma
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
When we sit on the couch watching TV, she always cups her hand around my balls. Not sure if it's a sign of affection or a "power play" to remind me just how vulnerable I am if she chooses to make an aggressive squeeze.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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