She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Talking to her is like watching "Bad Life Choices: The Movie"
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
The number of mornings I actually have to say out loud to myself "you must put pants on and go to work" to get motivated is...troubling.
you said something about joining a k-pop band before passing out topless on the trampoline.
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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