If it has a penis then it will be stupid. Just how it works.
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I'm way to drunk for this play. I'm about to run up on stage and drop the main character
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
It's nights like those I refer to my life motto: You can't be just friends with someone after you've seen their genitals.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
And if I don't get arrested for drinking and canoeing over the next 3 days, this hurricane will not have turned out anywhere near as well as I planned
And we just chatted casually as i peed on the floor and she peed in the toilet
When he pulled it out last night I asked if that was as hard as it was going to get. I think I may have offended him.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
there are not enough nopes in the world for that situation.
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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