I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
We have nothing in common but the sex rocks, would it be awful to develop a drug habit just to have a topic of conversation?
on of the only things i remember was the security guard told me i was too drunk for laser tag.
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
Cops on bikes. I think I can outrun them.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
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