He told me he wanted to break up so he could get "closer to God."
Does God suck his dick?
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I guess I just got drunk and ordered a mini fridge off the internet. At least now I know the 200$ that was missing from my checking account wasn't spent on lap dances only.
Dude. I'm busy doing PR for America. FOR AMERICA. Europeans think we can't handle liquor.
I feel as though sleeping all day due to the effects of prescription painkillers paid for by union insurance made this the most American day ever for me
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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