Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I seem to have left my pride at pride
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
There is no excuse for watching a Jesse McCartney movie.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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