think what you will about my sexuality, just get the cigarettes
guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Worst part was I had to fart super bad and didn't want to ruin the room so I farted in a pillow and threw it under the bed.
96 perecent sure i just took a shower with socks
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
Empowerment dancing to Touch Me in the Morning by Diana Ross. Handling this breakup SO well.
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
I hate cuddling. I also hate when people breathe. Which he did, a lot. So he can go to hell.
Turns out lunch break sex with someone you cant stand being around for any amount of time just makes you wish you had gone to get tacos like you originally planed.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
Ugh. All the good hoes are in their third trimester.
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