we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
Aaaaand now he just flexed his muscles at me and said "I'm a fucking eagle!"
I hate to stick you with the friend but I did all the work.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
Like I didn't gracefully walk into these feelings. No, I fucking stumbled and fell face fucking first.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
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