so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
I'm sorry I can't get drinks with you. I have to make sure my dad doesn't go to jail.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
In case you were wondering, taking me to see beauty and the beast in theaters would totally get you an unsolicited sloppy beej in the parking lot afterwards.
You should probably take note of that and make it happen.
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
She fell off the bed and giggled until she passed out naked. It was really weird.
Probably not gonna date her.
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I can assure you I didn't go home with a girl, because I woke up on someone's porch
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
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