Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
I think, one-on-one, Paul Rudd could be very threatening in like a REALLY good way.
i'd fuck the guy who invented dead baby jokes.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
He tried to say the picture wasn't him. Like I'd forget his curved boner.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
So the day after the 4th I'm sitting here drinking Molson and watching NHL free agent frenzy. From patriotic American to drunken Canadian in 24 hours flat. Booyah.
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
So my flight takes off at 8am. Does this mean I need to break my airport bar pre-flight ritual?
Aren't you the one who taught me that airports are the judgement-free drinking zone?
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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