Forget about socially acceptable. Make me happy instead
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
There is no way when we get home that nothing will hapen
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Why is there a traffic cone in the shower? And did you wash it with my body wash? It smells nice.
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
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