So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call
What's the policy for hitting on a girl at a funeral? She seems more bored than sad.
His dick is longer than my foot and I'm a size 9. I'm literally kicking myself in the vagina
i was beyond wasted so he tucked me into bed and wrapped the blankets around me like a burrito. then gave me a bloody mary and an omlet when i woke up. and who says living with your cousin is a bad thing?!
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
I also think about what hot dudes penises are gonna look like when theyre 80 and it's not pretty
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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