Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
I can't let him end my perfect streak. HE USED TO BE FAT
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
After he came, I wiped my mouth on my baby blanket. I could feel nana rolling over in her grave.
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Dude. I don't even want cuddles. I just want an acknowledgement that I just had balls in my mouth.
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
I'm way too sober and people are way too heterosexual
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
Randomize
