you always know who the new freshman are on fb because theyre always wearing prom dresses
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
Is it bad that I was more upset about not getting the perfume he told me he had bought for me then the actual breakup?
You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
Why do you keep getting laid in MY dreams
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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