and then I told her I was too drunk. She started to cry, and told me this always happens to her and that she thinks shes ugly. I pretended I was asleep and then she farted.
I'm pretty sure he came before I knew he was inside me.. Didn't think that was his plan when he said he was gonna do things I've never experienced before
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
Did he think I was flirting with him when I ordered a hot dog bc no
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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