Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
Mines from giving head on hardwood floors.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
we kept pushing you at the prospective students saying go for it, itll make them want to come here
you kept yelling THIS ONES FOR THE ADMISSIONS OFFICE and then youd go in for the kill
He made me meet him in the baby department of walmart where he was waiting with his pregnant girlfriend. Time for a new dealer
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
Teeth make me feel like a dinosaur. Can you feel yours?
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
That which doesn't kill you gives you an excuse to get shitfaced later
He's gonna be so upset when he get's a real job and can't do serious drugs.
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
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