Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I just watched a girl in the library pull a vodka bottle out of her bag. I think I'm going to give her my number.
So our 'date' consisted of getting drunk off champagne at four and photo-bombing the shit out of tourist's pictures all over the city. Thoughts?
I'm gonna fuck that sweet little pussy of yours into absolute submission
Wow. Sorry. As soon as I sent that I felt inappropriate. But yes. Bring a sandwich after. Lol
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I'd feel bad about being drunk at the Christmas service, except for the fact that I've already had sex in this church, so this is just small change.
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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