She's JV to your varsity
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I think this is the rare instance where the babysitter should get sex as payment from the person being babysat plus you'll get birthday sex. It's a win-win.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
Randomize