I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
I'm peeing chunks and puking liquid. Did I at least have fun last night?
Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
it's like iHOP with fire
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
He stopped replying so I told him I got tested and it came back positive for chlamydia to see if he replied. His phone magically works again!
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Still dying that you shit outside
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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