can we please move this conversation out of my vagina?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
But he made me breakfast and understands the fuck sleep fuck sleep necessities
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I told him if he cums in my mouth he has to buy me a cake that says "sorry I came in your mouth"
HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
My brother slept till 4, bought a sword, got drunk and sharpened said sword. I went to corporate compliance training. Life is not fair.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
this periodpocalypse needs to be over. I need head
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