Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
How do guys with small dicks who cheat on their girlfriends get girlfriends!?!
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
You know we had a good night last night when today I opened up my Google Translate application and the language is set to Persian and the phrase to translate is "I want you to suck my dick".
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
There's a big difference between a penis and a toilet.
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