windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
I began mixing captain Morgan and jack daniels and called it captain jack sparrow. I puked. a lot.
Thanks to that wedding, I got to use the term "finger bang" more than I have since high school.
Your drunk naked friend is roaming the living room. Started roaming my room. Please come retrieve him
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
Just heard a 15 minute program on the radio about how cases of gonorrhea in the throat and rectum are skyrocketing in the US. Almost crashed laughing so hard.
Sorry, who is this??
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
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