he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
that was after you ironed the burrito. didn't leave much cheese on the ironing board though
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
I should not be allowed to reproduce. The world doesn't need my sarcastic asshole demon spawn in child form
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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