I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
we are all sexual creatures
yea maybe. but you're not. you're not getting any.
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
I am particularly sorry about getting dome in your backseat. And for thinking you wouldn't notice.
Um, so I couldn't say it in person, but if you find my underwear in your office. Sorry. I couldn't find them, so yea.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
She's a virgin AND a minister's daughter. We're one schoolgirl outfit from the dear penthouse trifecta
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
Don't be weirded out, but my bondage straps are made of my ex boyfriend's curtains
you found yr lighter in yr cleavage and said so that's where you've been all my life
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
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