Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
in the middle of giving him head in the backseat of my car he taps me on the shoulder, opens the door, throws up three times and then proceeds to tell me how amazing i am.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
if you were broke and planning on using koolaid as a tequila chaser which flavor would you pick?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
Just puked most of my soul out..
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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