I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
My mom just said we needed to put weed into our earthquake kit.
Buying Plan B right after a lecture on feminism. It's nice to know who I can thank for that right.
WHAT THE FUCK. SUCH A BAD IDEA. YOU'RE NO LONGER IN CHARGE OF NOSE SUBSTANCES.
I had a great time except for the part where you called another guy, told him you were in a cab - not on a date - and that you'd meet him at a bar in 15 minutes. but besides that it was awesome. Next time capping you at two glasses of wine
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I'm good. But Nutella doesn't taste as good as it used to.
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