can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
PLEASE. I won't throw up on the floor this time. Or fuck in the bathroom. Or dance on the pool table. So PLEASE.
He is getting married. In the time it took for this conversation he probably cheated on her three times
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
Lord give me the strength to not check my tinder messages at my grandmother's wake.
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
Randomize