cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
As per my father's affair, married men are no longer off limits.
you can't tell me it's over and send me pics of you and your cat?
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Pretending to leave a voicemail when the person answers the phone....that's gotta be drunk dial level 99
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
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