I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
the boobs are fake... i feel like i just found out santa isn't real.
theres a difference between trying to make someone happy and letting them fuck you in the ass
Hippo gnu deer
i just remembered i chipped my tooth last night when i pulled up your pants zipper with my teeth
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Hiking for a first date sounded like a good idea in theory because there was absolutely no possibility of me blacking out. In practice, I'd rather black out than go through what I just went through.
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