Why do girls always cry at the bar?
What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?
Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?
I'm towing my little brother down the road on a sixty year old tractor, we're taking up the whole highway, and no one cares. I love South Dakota.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
I found it funny that her boobs actually kinda felt like a bag of sand. the 40 year old virgin should feel better about himself.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
I just used a box o wine to refill a bottle o wine to more effectively drunk clean
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
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