also i tucked his toothbrush in my shirt. why? i dont know.
Say something about gay babies.
I wish i was in the wii world.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
EVERYONE IS SPEAKING SPANISH. I ONLY KNOW HOLA.
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
How hard do you think it would be to make a drinking game out of a Slip-N-Slide? Asking for a friend.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
well apparently i sat in the bathroom staring in the toliet at my vomit. it was blue. how was your night?
Apparently I showed all your grooms men my vagina to prove I did not have underwear on. Awesome
So...I know we have a conversation later this week. But one of the key things I want to know is if I can specify having my body mummified and buried in Egypt (or at least nearby the Luxor in Vegas). How much money do you think that would cost? Do I need to increase my life insurance policy?
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