You can't motorboat a personality
apparently i broke a 100 dollar bill to tip the bartender on a free drink
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
alright got my week's quota of sex in, ready for modern warfare 2
I love girls that fake tan. Can you say p p p p p p p p pumpkin face
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Do you know how disconcerting it is to hear the sound a dog makes while it drinks water and find out that it's someone eating you out?
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
At orientation, some girl is asking, loudly, where she can get weed. Everyone looks discussed but are paying very close attention to people's answers.
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
Also, we found a geriatric Snoop Lion.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
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