scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
I'm celebrating tres de junio so if you can help me find some sombreros ill be grateful. Also, today in 1992 Aborigines were granted rights to their land so I might need some boomerangs.
Saying you want a bj does not count as saying you wanna see me btw.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
It doesn't matter how many times you look in your purse, Your keys are not going to be there. Maybe you left them at the bar.
Maybe they fell out of my pocket last night when I rolled down the hill.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
The main motivators in my life are my sex drive and spite
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
