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I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I've never known a guy to fuck more random girls in the ass then Dom. His rectal kill ratio is at like 85%
He's like the Derek Jeter of Anal
I pretended I didn't remember seeing him hookup with that freshman, and he pretended he didn't remember seeing me hookup with that old guy. We have a beautiful and unawkward friendship.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
We hooked up in his car and afterwards he cried. I think I need to find a new hookup...
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
You just accidentally called me. You kept saying "Really?! Really?!!" So I can only assume you are having sub par sex
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
She's astronaut crazy. She will wear Depends and drive 12 hrs non-stop if you swipe right.
Challenge accepted
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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