Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
farters have to be the big spoon...
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
You're the only person I know who would say "we'll play it by ear" referring to a threesome
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Her roommate texted her and told her that her cat died. Now she's double-fisting bottles of wine while howling and wailing her dead cat's name. Not how I pictured this booty call.
I brought some guy back to have cheese whiz with me. Then sent him home
Was he satisfied?
No, and very vocal about it.
You never know, some chick could have a weird unibrow fetish.
Hey he's not bad, although he did have a glass eye
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
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