i can't believe i haven't brushed my teeth. and i just kissed my grandma. I'm going to hell.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I'm sorry but when I'm riding in the trunk on the way to mcdonalds at 6 am I just don't want to listen to reba macintire
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I can't believe you just became a stipulation in their divorce papers.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
He sent me a pic of her engagement ring and then STILL asked for nudes.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
My tights ended up on the driveway folded neatly. Any ideas how that happened?
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
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