been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
Apparently I joined a band last night. Definitely my favorite blackout.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Apparently she came home completely covered in mud, pretending to be a bird...and she still had more sex than any of us this weekend.
the bartender cut you off himself after you started walking on tops of tables and hugging random people
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
He got up when I started trying to balance my wine glass on his head.
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
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