I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i want to give my vagina back to god and say no thank you
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
For a guy who came before his dick was out of his pants, he gave surprisingly good head.
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
My mom is coming to visit today & it's giving me anxiety. I feel like she can see through me & into the whore I've become.
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
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