butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
i decided what we are doing for your 21st b-day: camelbacks filled with margaritas
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Just when I thought we may have our first low-key night together, I sang an Aladdin karaoke song to a bunch of roller derby girls, you took shots with married women, and we both fell asleep in our offices.
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