Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
He burst into tears while I was blowing him. NEVER giving a bj for a graduation present again.
Some girl, somewhere, is going to wake up with my face paint on her vagina
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
Missing part of a tooth cos I tried to open a beer with my teeth, just saw a dude that looked like bill Cosby though so things are looking up
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
25 likes of a picture on Instagram of my butthole. beat that.
I only have one kid whom I wish to hit in the face with an active jackhammer. How's work?
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
I really need to stop sending pussy pics if I'm going to be running for state representative in November
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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